Finito Bandito
Sans boxes... Mostly. heh.
*puzzled look*
Please you, please me, please go away
SO Embarrassing...
Scared. Shitless. -- Sort-of...
National Procrastination Week
I have a thing for 2s...
Um. Yeah.
Paranoid
Go speed racer
God bless those Russians
Too sexy for my shirt
Ew.
I'm Ace... He's Gary...
Walk the Plank
Well-Deserved Sentencing
No one can be told exactly what the Matrix is...
*cue music of impending doom*
I'll take, 'Spelling doesn't equate Intelligence' for $200, Alex
The Plague
*stars*
Is that your Hard Drive? Or are you just happy to see me?
Gutter Girl
VERY mini-epiphany
I am Jill's complete lack of surprise
It's like Queer Duck, And I'm Bipolar Bear!
I'm sorry I'm all apologies, please forgive me...
Where do you think I-uh got this out-rrrrageous accent-uh?!
*contented sigh*
Captain Fucking Obvious
My little baby's all groweds up
JENGA!!
Twice. Deux. 2x. Deuce. Zwei. Double the fun.
*smack*
Don't tell me it's 'art'
Burned into my retinas...
*yawn*
You can ring my beeeeellllll, ring my bell!
Whoa.
They plump when ya cook 'em
Would you like cheese with that?
...Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?
*snort*
Shoot me. Please...
Useless with a capitol 'U'
It's the little things...
You say it's your birthday?
TaMike would be proud...
Words cannot express...
A whole posting devoted to...
Once you go black...
Slutty McSlut-Slut
I added a whole category for this question...
*whew!*
OH! And by the way...
Blissful Domestication
Ummm, nuh uh.
I told you I'd try to tell bad stories...
*crosses fingers*
Well hello, hello!
Collapse me, baby!
Coming soon, to a page near you...